Don't Forget Me

cigarettesandnirvana:

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Omgwtfneck ._.

chuckhistory:

Feel free to print this out and color it with your Crayola Crayons™.

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chuckhistory:

I know a few of you might be worried, and a few of you who are Mormon, might be excited, but I AM NOT IN CHARGE OF VIRAL INTERNET MARKETING FOR THE CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS… so don’t worry, and if you were excited, sorry.

It was all just a little game I was playing. This will be my last post about it.

I. Wut.

• Question: DEAR SANTA<3 - thegirlbitesback
• Answer:

  Dear Santa,

  All I want for Christmas is a blowjob.
  Nah, that’s not it. What do I really want? Well, I want her to be healthy. And if that’s my one gift this year, I’d like it ASAP. That’d be really swell of you.

• Question: Dear person I like, - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Dear person I like,

  You should know who you are, as I’ve been crushing on you since what, August? You’ve heard this story numerous times, but these guys don’t. So a’ight, here it is. I get woken up at 9 AM on a Monday morning and answer the phone with a “What the fuck?” Turns out I was late to help with uniform fittings. So I get taken to school, walk into the Uniform Room, and pretty much instantly develop a huge-ass crush on you. Fast forward today, and we’ve been dating for going on 8 months, and I wouldn’t have wanted it any other way. You’re cute, you’re easy to talk to, you’re. You’re just damn amazing, okay? Okay.

beautycutelove:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

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94 on my Chemistry test and (hopefully) exempt from my core finals.

Source: junkfoodandwine

Google are a bunch of homophobes, unless of course they believe that homophobes are stupid and, you know. Believe in equality. Food for thought courtesy of my deluded mind.